Dear Incoming Class of August 2014 Interns,
You were probably told that when you arrived at Teen Mania in only two months, your total yearly cost would be $8,400 and that would include you living in a furnished dorm and eating all your meals in the cafeteria. And just two weeks ago, Ron Luce himself announced that would not raise the cost for interns.
But things have changed.
Starting today, the new price is $12,800 (52% price increase).
That does not include food.
And you must furnish your own apartment. (Except for bed, dining table/chairs and kitchen appliances.)
(And it only covers 9 months, not 1 year.)
You need pots and pans to make your own food? Gotta buy ’em.
Want a couch to sit on? Better go to Goodwill!
Because none of that is included.
On the other hand, now you only have to work 10 hours per week and can use the rest of your time to take up to 12 hours of college credit online (tuition not included!)
But hey, at least Teen Mania gave you two whole months to come up with the extra money. After all, most college kids have an extra $6,000 laying around. So, no biggie!